An offer you can't refuse

About halfway through her Sophomore year, Eloise started getting daily phone calls from her grandfather. Captain CJ spent hours stressing the importance of knowing everything and its impact on World Domination™. Plus, he added, now that he'd gone gray he was going to need someone to take over his Intergalactic Crime Syndicate. At last, Eloise agreed to study even harder and one day take over the "family business".



Even with the added burden of honing her intelligence, Eloise still breezed through the rest of her college career. She and Knut were closer than ever and she'd become best friends with everyone else in the dorm (including the slightly homely Blake who was easily persuaded to do term papers and clean the men's bathroom). She even managed to find time to throw a sports themed party, where losing her virginity to Knut raised the affair from a mere Not Bad to Good Time. Ahhh, college.


At last it was time for her to graduate, with honors and a wall full of portraiture. She clutched her literature degree, changed into a truly hideous outfit of ripped shorts and magenta fishnets then caught a taxi back to Fredeschay.