Saturday, July 30, 2005

Mr & Mrs Smith

All the mopping paid off, and the very next day Knut was promoted to Captain Hero. Unfortunately, that meant he could no longer ignore Eloise's nightime activities. Still, their conflicting work schedules meant he never actually had to fight her directly. At least that's what he prayed every morning.

After a while they settled into a nice routine, despite being on oppsite sides of the law. It went a little something like this:

Hi baby, have a good, I mean bad, night?

Of course. I released a proto-toxin into the water supply of Regulus 5!

Ah shit, I guess I know what I'm doing today. I might be late for dinner - make sure Fiona does her homework.


Speaking of Fiona, she had grown into a lovely teenager with her grandmother Tristen's penchant for passion...but that passion seemed to be channeled towards cooking. She would constantyly beg Captain C.J. for just one more hour training on the Chokolade machine. (not that he minded, in fact he rather enjoyed his little sessions in the energizer judging by the look of rapture on his face). Finally she broke down and confessed - she wanted to be a Celebrity Chef - because everyone knows the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Plus, Iron Chef Grawl was a hottie.

One day Fiona brought a friend home from school. She wasn't sure what his real name was but all the kids at school called him UTIT (ugliest teen in town) and word was he had an older brother at some Off-Grawl Univeristy. He was a nice enough guy, and Fiona wanted to be friends with him - but alas it was time to head off to college.


Blogger Chris said...

AAAAAAAAAAGh! He's definitely UTIT. But again, everyone can get a facelift.....

6:48 PM  
Blogger Anne said...

You know, I never thought of that. All this work to find decent looking breedinng stock and we could just be making our own...

11:20 AM  

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