Saturday, July 30, 2005

Paging Mr. Gacy, Mr. John Wayne Gacy

Fiona moved into her mom's old dorm at La Fiesta tech and was surprised to find some familar faces. There was Blake "The Sucker" Hamilton and LaShanda "BigNose" Carr. Plus, Eloise's paintings were still on the wall, really making Fiona feel at home. Her friend Parker Knight came by to make sure she was getting settled nicely. Fiona always thought there was something more to Parker than his bowl cut, so she decided to flirt with him a little.

Then some new students started moving into the dorm and oh my, who is that hottie under the do-rag? Fiona wasted no time greeting Vincent Kim (who despite his surname was not in the least bit Asian). They chatted for a while but Fiona was interrupted by the phone, it was Parker. "Well...I'm a little busy..." Parker may have given Fiona her first kiss but he always had that lazy slouch. Still, it wouldn't hurt to keep him on the line, never can have too many guys calling.

Fiona kept up with her schoolwork, choosing a psychology major since La Fiesta Tech didn't offer Culinary Arts. Things with Vincent were going well too, she suspected he might have a crush on her. Some people from back home would call too, the most frequent being Marsha Bruenig. Marsha had come home from school with Fiona a couple times but Fiona never really befriended her. Still, every night Marsha would call...and call.

It started getting annoying. Everytime Fiona finally got her schedule in sync with Vincent *ringring* Fiona tried pre-empting Marsha and calling her first, but no sooner would she hang up the phone then Marsha would call back, whining about how Fiona didn't spend enough time with her. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! I'll fix that little pre-teen stalker, thought Fiona.

The next time Marsha called Fiona was sweet as pie. "Ohhh Marsha, hiii. No I haven't been abducted by aliens. In fact I was just going to call you. Let's hang out, I know this great place with a pool and everything. No, no need to come by the dorm, I'll meet you there, here are the directions..."


Blogger Rachel said...

Go Marsha, it's your birthday! Go Marsha, it's your birthday!

11:43 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Bua ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You need to add the Laganaphyllis Simvorii to the dorm... just in case we need it.

6:50 PM  
Blogger Anne said...

I was thinking of moving someone with the Laganaphyllis Simvorii in their inventory in to the Gacy lot just long enough to plant it - then it truly would be the Lot of Death. You can't add it at the dorm :( (at least not without a cheat)

11:24 AM  

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